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Devious Journal Entry

Wed Jun 25, 2008, 9:13 PM
the night before last i dreamt i was brad pitt.

and i was in my old middle school.
in the part outside of the gym and cafeteria. it was filled with businessmen and women.

and it was a restauraunt. i ordered some blueberry pancakes, and recieved a blueberry omlette that was the color of a lollipop.

it was scarily blue.

i started eating it, and it was so bland. it had all the flavor of a piece of styrofoam. so i kept putting slat and pepper in it but no matter what it tatsed bad.

so i gave up and went to find Angelina Jolie, who was sitting in the clinic. she had two giant rolls of fat on her stomach and refused to talk to me.

then i woke up.

i could still taste the bland omlette

so i ate some bagel bites.

it was awesome.

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: absolutley nothing.
  • Reading: YOUR MIND
  • Watching: YOUR FANTASIES
  • Playing: TRICKS WITH YOUR BRAIN
  • Eating: YOUR SOUL ESSENCE
  • Drinking: YOUR SPIRITUAL BLOOD

Devious Comments

love 0 0 joy 0 0 wow 0 0 mad 0 0 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0

wow and i thought my dream of an incubus raping me was scary....

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"I want to be the next Walt Disney, only a little more wicked."
- American James Mcgee

"Three doctors have visited me. The first said I was going to die; the second said I was breathing my last; and the third said I was already dead."
-Frederic Chopin
...ooooooooook

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Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death.
-Ayn Rand
That is kind of strange because I've been watching so many movies with Brad Pitt in them lately. Every time I rewatch Fight Club I am reminded of how hot he is.
Not while eating what you described though.

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A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.
lol

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Death is the only way to achieve perfection.

*PhoenixDevMeet coming next summer!
right

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and if you're not down with that, I got two words for you: SUCK IT!!
no. left. i know it, it's left. or leftright. whichever.

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"Many paths lead up the mountain, but at the top we all look at the same bright moon." - Ikkyu
...... dumb ass

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and if you're not down with that, I got two words for you: SUCK IT!!

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