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Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 25, 2008, 9:13 PM
the night before last i dreamt i was brad pitt.

and i was in my old middle school.
in the part outside of the gym and cafeteria. it was filled with businessmen and women.

and it was a restauraunt. i ordered some blueberry pancakes, and recieved a blueberry omlette that was the color of a lollipop.

it was scarily blue.

i started eating it, and it was so bland. it had all the flavor of a piece of styrofoam. so i kept putting slat and pepper in it but no matter what it tatsed bad.

so i gave up and went to find Angelina Jolie, who was sitting in the clinic. she had two giant rolls of fat on her stomach and refused to talk to me.

then i woke up.

i could still taste the bland omlette

so i ate some bagel bites.

it was awesome.

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: absolutley nothing.
  • Reading: YOUR MIND
  • Watching: YOUR FANTASIES
  • Playing: TRICKS WITH YOUR BRAIN
  • Eating: YOUR SOUL ESSENCE
  • Drinking: YOUR SPIRITUAL BLOOD

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~renluva:iconrenluva: Jun 25, 2008, 9:15:10 PM
wow and i thought my dream of an incubus raping me was scary....

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~undergroundwalruss:iconundergroundwalruss: Jun 25, 2008, 9:25:58 PM
...ooooooooook

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~Jenken:iconJenken: Jun 25, 2008, 11:03:33 PM
That is kind of strange because I've been watching so many movies with Brad Pitt in them lately. Every time I rewatch Fight Club I am reminded of how hot he is.
Not while eating what you described though.

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=kittie-chan:iconkittie-chan: Jun 26, 2008, 10:42:28 AM
lol

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~Strapp:iconStrapp: Jun 26, 2008, 4:27:10 PM
right

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~xDeath-by-Plaguex:iconxDeath-by-Plaguex: Jun 26, 2008, 6:22:07 PM
no. left. i know it, it's left. or leftright. whichever.

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~Strapp:iconStrapp: Jun 26, 2008, 7:57:37 PM
...... dumb ass

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